can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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