i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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