I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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