you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize