what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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