Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You don't make any sense
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He literally asked permission to hit on me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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