why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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