SEEEEXXX PLEASE
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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