woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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