The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I am one with the molecules
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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