: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I am morally bankrupt
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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