Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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