you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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