Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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