your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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