Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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