Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Is this like a preordered booty call?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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