Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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