is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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