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wow, that really makes you stop and think.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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