I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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