I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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