Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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