Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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