Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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