chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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