I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
