how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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