this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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