I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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