Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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