apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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