I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
it's great music for shaving your balls
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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