Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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