Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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