it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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