Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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