I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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