Swine flu. Run for my life!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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