Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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