listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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