I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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