i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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