She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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