Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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