I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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