Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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