It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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