windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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