I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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