They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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