I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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