Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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