god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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