either way he was missing a nipple.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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