just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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