It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
