thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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