We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Randomize
